I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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