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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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