tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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