please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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