remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I currently don't understand fingers.
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