I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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