Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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