so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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