Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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