Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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