I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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