Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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