i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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