His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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