she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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