Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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