I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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