Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We have started to decorate penises.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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