Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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