im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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