Where are you?
In a non slutty way
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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