I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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