did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We're too hungover to prance.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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