ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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