Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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