I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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