Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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