if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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