so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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