No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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