I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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