Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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