We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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