how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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