all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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