if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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