We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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