She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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