I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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