It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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