Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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