she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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