ugly people sure do ruin things
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
you're hired as official boob wrangler
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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