He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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