bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
