I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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