So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
