I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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