I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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