You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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