I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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