White coat. Heels.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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