You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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