garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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