I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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