glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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