So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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