just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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