So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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