i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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